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August 6, 2004

I  A M  S O  C O N F U S E D  . . .

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know who I should vote for come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing, then the other guy says something else. Who to believe? Let's see, if I got this straight.

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
    Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
    Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
   Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists - good...
   Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
   Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
   Bush lands on aircraft carrier in flight suit - bad...

Clinton says mass graves are in Serbia - good...
   Entire World says WMD are in Iraq - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
   No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
   Economy recovers under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
   World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
   Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
   Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
   Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
   Saddam turned over for trial - bad...
Ah, it's all so confusing! I think I'll ask myself who would French President Jacques Chirac and Usama Bin Laden prefer as President of the US and vote for the other guy.